Unfindable
Hmm...
Wanna know something interesting?
I can't find the document that you're after. It seems to have vanished.
HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found
Additionally, a 200 OK Error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request
404!
You've been wasting paper! You shouldn't be trying to print out pages that don't exist!
Don't print out 404 ErrorDocuments! There's no way you're going to need this on paper to reference later!
Apologies to all of you on browsers that don't support CSS media queries. That's only supposed to show up to people that try to print out the 404 page. Maybe a poem about a sick cat will cheer you up?
Hey, try reading these too:
At FrillerWorks, we're Hiding behind curtains while we change our clothes in the office.
At FrillerWorks, we're Saving you time so that you can get back to... uh... something.
At FrillerWorks, we're Saving you the time that was stolen away
At FrillerWorks, we're Imported from Japan! Okay, okay, it was China. Labor's cheaper there.